At approximately 9:49 am yesterday there was a breaking and entering into Benjamin's room. The crime scene was found in great disarray, with Benjamin's possesions scattered carelessly about the room. At this time the investigation has not revealed that anything is missing, although with all the mess it is hard to determine. The only clue left at the scene of the crime was a discarded diaper. Authorities later apprehended a suspect not far from the scene of the crime who was shockingly bare posteriorly. Even after a night behind bars, so far the suspect refuses to talk...
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