I'm worried. I think our place is a house of Vampires. It's Saturday so of course I'm home. Buff came in before the sun came up and went to bed after a night at the Charleston. Brett came in before sunrise and went to bed after a night at the Hospital.....or so they tell me. I'm not as stupid as I look though....you can't fool me that easily. I have a hunch they really weren't at the Charleston or at the Hospital, but out feeding on Blood. Why else would they wear those clothes that they can throw in the wash after they get blood on them?!? Huh?!?
I didn't just fall off the turnip truck you know. I think I'm going to go down to my little shop area and cut me some wooden stakes just in case. I'll make some wooden crosses and hang some garlic on their bedroom doors. I've been watching vampire movies and learning while Marilyn is gone (she won't watch them with me so now's a good time). I know how to handle this.
I'm worried. I think our place is a house of Vampires. It's Saturday so of course I'm home. Buff came in before the sun came up and went to bed after a night at the Charleston. Brett came in before sunrise and went to bed after a night at the Hospital.....or so they tell me. I'm not as stupid as I look though....you can't fool me that easily. I have a hunch they really weren't at the Charleston or at the Hospital, but out feeding on Blood. Why else would they wear those clothes that they can throw in the wash after they get blood on them?!? Huh?!? I didn't just fall off the turnip truck you know. I think I'm going to go down to my little shop area and cut me some wooden stakes just in case. I'll make some wooden crosses and hang some garlic on their bedroom doors. I've been watching vampire movies and learning while Marilyn is gone (she won't watch them with me so now's a good time). I know how to handle this.
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