At approximately 9:49 am yesterday there was a breaking and entering into Benjamin's room. The crime scene was found in great disarray, with Benjamin's possesions scattered carelessly about the room. At this time the investigation has not revealed that anything is missing, although with all the mess it is hard to determine. The only clue left at the scene of the crime was a discarded diaper. Authorities later apprehended a suspect not far from the scene of the crime who was shockingly bare posteriorly. Even after a night behind bars, so far the suspect refuses to talk...
Those poor Jehovah’s witnesses showed up at the door here again . They come here every few months or so. They rang the doorbell and my father-in-law (Craig) answered it. They asked if he'd like to talk about religion and he invited them in and said he'd love to. To make a long story short, he asked what makes the Jehovah's Whitnesses special and what was their "compelling doctrine". Their response was "well, we read the bible." Craig- "So do the Baptists, Catholics, and Mormons..... so what is special about your church" JW's- "we belive in Jesus Christ" Craig- "so do all of the Christians.... " JW's- "We preach the gospel" Craig- "Um... that still isn't original. Tell me why I should listen to you over anyone else" JW's- "Umm... I don't know..." Craig- "Well I'll tell you what the Mormon's compelling doctrine is that makes us different from everyone: We have ...
Comments