The Rapture is this next Sunday!

That is what I learned in Relief Society today! The teacher reported that after much study of the book of Revelation and deep and laborious calculations that according to the (was it ?) Baptist church that the rapture will happen one week from today!

So, folks! This may be your LAST warning to repent and get your life in line or that light that you see at the end of the tunnel coming at you may well be a train!

One other thing. Brigham, I hate to disrupt your R&R in paradise, but maybe you better brush up on your flying a 747 basics, you know, in case your pilot is the one taken. Course, I would guess that you and Christa will be included in the few who are taken...so maybe you don't need to worry about it so much....it's those poor unrepentant souls on the plane that need to worry!
:)

Ah! The things that we learn at church!

Comments

Gramps said…
So I suppose it's too late to start up that "Take care of your pet while you're gone" business here in Utah?

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