Up camping last week yer mother and I were sitting in the trailer playing Rummy 5000 with Saundra & Randy. Marilyn had made some of her heavenly marshmallow/cream cheese strawberry dip and we had some nice big strawberries to dip it in. We started playing around saying the dip was so good, almost anything would be good dipped in it. We tried crackers, cucumbers, carrots, and a number of other things. We were laughing having fun and each time we tried something new in the dip we'd say something like "this is even good on cucumbers!" We went along playing Rummy and trying different things in the dip laughing and having a good time. Saundra had a Winnie the Pooh shirt on and dropped a big glob of dip on the front of her shirt. She promptly licked it off and said "This is even good on Pooh!". The other three of us sat there in stunned silence for about 5 seconds before the snickering started.......
Those poor Jehovah’s witnesses showed up at the door here again . They come here every few months or so. They rang the doorbell and my father-in-law (Craig) answered it. They asked if he'd like to talk about religion and he invited them in and said he'd love to. To make a long story short, he asked what makes the Jehovah's Whitnesses special and what was their "compelling doctrine". Their response was "well, we read the bible." Craig- "So do the Baptists, Catholics, and Mormons..... so what is special about your church" JW's- "we belive in Jesus Christ" Craig- "so do all of the Christians.... " JW's- "We preach the gospel" Craig- "Um... that still isn't original. Tell me why I should listen to you over anyone else" JW's- "Umm... I don't know..." Craig- "Well I'll tell you what the Mormon's compelling doctrine is that makes us different from everyone: We have ...
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