Good Nurse Joke....

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Due to a labor shortage, three cannibals were hired as orderlies in a busy hospital. During their orientation the director of human resources said, "you're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees." The cannibals promised.
Four weeks later the boss returned and said, "you're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our nurses has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the director left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the nurse?"
A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replied, "You fool! For Four weeks we've been eating hospital administrators and no one noticed a thing, then you had to go and eat a nurse!"

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Gramps said…
HA! Breanna made a funny....
05 March, 2010 07:10
Gramps said…
Which brings me to my funny: Some people are like Slinkies. They're not good for anything but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
05 March, 2010 07:11
Christa said…
Hee, hee, hee!
05 March, 2010 07:33
Marilyn said…
Makes me laugh...how about you, Steve? (Good thing he is gonna be a dentist now!)
05 March, 2010 08:54
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