Willing to negotiate prices

You've had those times where you see a piece of "art" and think to yourself, "Wow... they got paid for that painting.  Wow.  Some moron paid for that painting.  I could do that -- when I was five."

Katie and I decided to try watching Survivor on TV last night for the first time.  As it turns out, a basketball game was on instead, so as we 

finished eating our salad on the couch, we had a brilliant idea -- make paintings of our own.

With only minutes of premeditation and preparation, we were out of the door.  Our first stop was DI to pick up frames.  Our second stop was across the street to RiteAid to pick up paint and brushes and two delicious cadbury cream/caramel eggs. 

The medium:  An old t-shirt of mine that was dedicated to rags.

The inspiration:  Probably the salad we ate.

The goal:  Get someone (who doesn't know better) to compliment us on our artwork selection when they walk into our apartment.

I think the red symbol either means "Courage," "Harmony," or "Indigestion."