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(Drum rolls in the background, accompanied by the heralding cry of the king's guard trumpets!!!!!) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN (AND ANY OTHER CREATURES THAT MAY BE READING THIS) CAMBRIE AND STEVE NELSON ARE EXPECTING THEIR BABY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! THE DOCTOR BROKE HER WATER, SO NOW THE BABY MUST COME IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. STEVE JUST CALLED ME WITH THE HAPPY NEWS. SO FAR, CAMBRIE ISN'T IN LABOR, AND ISN'T WALKING AROUND BECAUSE WHEN SHE STANDS UP SHE IS STILL GUSHING WATER...BUT ME, IN ALL MY MOTHERLY WISDOM, HAS THE ANSWER TO THIS PROBLEM AS WELL! I TOLD STEVE TO TELL THEM TO GIVE HER A DEPENDS SO SHE CAN GO FOR A WALK AND GET LABOR STARTED AND GET THIS BABY HERE!!!

YOU MAY ALL WANT TO SAY A PRAYER FOR THE UPCOMING PROCESS THAT IT WILL GO SMOOTHLY AND WITHOUT COMPLICATIONS

I AM UNDER INSTRUCTION TO PASS ALONG THE FOLLOWING: "DON'T CALL US, WE'LL CALL YOU WHEN WE HAVE SOMETHING TO REPORT"

WE ARE SO HAPPY FOR CAMBRIE THAT SHE CAN END THIS MISERABLE PREGNANCY WITH A BUNDLE OF JOY, STRAIGHT FROM HEAVEN!!! OH, WHAT A HAPPY DAY!!

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Gramps said…
Oh boy oh boy! er...oh girl! This is gonna be a special day in my granddaughter's life! I can tell you folks without hesitation that for the immediate future, she will be my favorite granddaughter! Go punkin'! Steve, take my advice: Say "yes dear" and Stay out of the way. Oh boy oh boy oh boy.....
21 November, 2006 14:26
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