You'll all be relieved to know that we are 33% safer from spiders in the Nelson residence due to the fact that I, Cambrie, took moving tape to all of our screens. Yes, it may be a bit red-neck, but we have tape all around our poor-fitting screens so they are all taped to the windowsill so spiders cannot enter. At least I didn't use duct tape-- actually, I'm using duct tape as a remedy for the warts on my feet. Thought ya'll might like to know.
Those poor Jehovah’s witnesses showed up at the door here again . They come here every few months or so. They rang the doorbell and my father-in-law (Craig) answered it. They asked if he'd like to talk about religion and he invited them in and said he'd love to. To make a long story short, he asked what makes the Jehovah's Whitnesses special and what was their "compelling doctrine". Their response was "well, we read the bible." Craig- "So do the Baptists, Catholics, and Mormons..... so what is special about your church" JW's- "we belive in Jesus Christ" Craig- "so do all of the Christians.... " JW's- "We preach the gospel" Craig- "Um... that still isn't original. Tell me why I should listen to you over anyone else" JW's- "Umm... I don't know..." Craig- "Well I'll tell you what the Mormon's compelling doctrine is that makes us different from everyone: We have ...
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